Let's just say you came here for the fandom and stayed for the sweet booty.
i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url
How chicks put on lipstick [via]
I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just
I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES
why would grapes need to put on lipstick?
to feel beautiful
"Breastfeeding is wrong!!"
"Forcing a sexual appendage into a baby’s mouth is horrible!!"
"Ewww you can’t do that in public!!"
and tilt your head to the side
Smirk a little
Look him in the eye, look at his junk, and giggle.
Don’t giggle. Men like giggling.
A lot of women resort to giggling while attempting to insult a man out of instinct.
If a man is trying to creep you out and you want to hurt him, fuck off with the giggle. No need to soften the blow. No need to make it cute. If you want to laugh, laugh. Laugh a big, rude, viking’s laugh.
HAR HAR HAR HAR CREEPY FUCKING MAN
have you never heard of “what’s dead should stay dead” smh don’t try messing with the balance of the universe just buy a Bugatti and forget about your grandpa